- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
- "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
- We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
- I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
- The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator, dishwasher or trashcan.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
- I will not take off while on leash to chase squirrels while Mommy is standing on a slippery grass slope.

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